By Reese Burns
Harry Styles.
I love you.
I just thought I’d let you know.
I love your fluffy hair, your sense of style, your music.
I love when you sing about watermelons and I love when you sing about cherries and kiwi.
Do you like fruit? I do.
I love your episodes of Carpool Karaoke
And when you performed on a crosswalk
I love when you dress up like a ballerina or like Ariel from The Little Mermaid.
And I love when you dress up like a watermelon.
Can’t forget that.
Did you know you write too many songs about me?
What if my family was from Carolina?
That’d be pretty cool.
I love your pink stairs
And your pink beanie too.
I love all your eras-
Frat Boy Harry, Long Hair Harry, HS1 Harry, Dunkirk Harry, and Fineline Harry
But
I have a very important question.
Where did you get your Grammys Outfit?
And is Sweet Creature about Louis?
I love that song the most.
Remember when you’d fall in 1D concerts? Lol.
I love when you say “This is a family show!
Or is it?”
Tell Niall I love him too.
And I guess you can say hi to Olivia for me.
Oof.
I thought Dunkirk was going to be your only movie
Why are you doing more?
We want HS3
And some more rock and roll.
Yup.
I can’t write poetry but I think I killed this.
Just saying.
